Warren Gumpel - and the shampoo?

I understood the pillows,
And pillowcases too
Ill forgive you for the coffee machine,
There are plenty of places that brew
You took a spatula, a pan, and even a knife
Surprising, yet tolerable, even though you were NOT my wife
The pictures you hung on the wall,
They were ugly anyway
You're disgusting raggety-ann doll
Glad thats all away
Entering the bathroom, I noticed something strange
A missing bottle of moisturizer and some other things re-arranged
I knew you'd take your toothbrush, and your tips of q
But in the middle of my shower,
I had no f-cking shampoo.
B-tch

Warren Gumpel

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