Viraj Bhanshaly - Animals...?

The cats on the floor,
The dogs on the roof,
The tadpoles in the more,
And the farmers lost his moose!

The donkeys in the air,
The flies’ upside down,
The pigs at the fair,
Wearing a dressing gown!

The monsters in the loo,
The crickets on my bed,
The monkey said boo!
And the bear is dead!

The frogs on my mat,
The lions in my field,
The mosquito’s on my bat,
And the mantis on my shield.

The zebra's behind the mat,
The rhino by my door,
The cockroach on my lap,
And the ant in my straw.

The wasp by my light,
The hippo in my pool,
The beetles in a fight,
And the eel is a fool.

The rat's in my socks,
The panda in the herd,
The giraffe in my flocks!
Now all this is really ABSURD!

Viraj Bhanshaly

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