Two Drunks Play F-Zero

In this quickie, we zoom down the track at unfathomable speeds with our grating sidekicks, a boy and his chimp! Or not. This is sort of a pointless one, in which we learn that racing games aren't fun with shared controls; one player ends up holding the gas button and doing literally nothing else for an entire race. Maybe we'll play Road Rash or Mario Kart sometime, where you have buttons to attack the other racers. Anyway, enjoy the episode, if you can.