Tweeking in Oxnard - Hilarious Tweeker Stand Up Comedy

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Carnivals are crazy places, filled with crazy people. I remember one time I was at a carnival; I got chased by a carny who was riding a bike. I really shouldn't have been hitting on one of his Latina girls, they were either Latina girls, or black girls, I really don't think they were white girls...the lighting was messed up, either way I got chased. Before I knew it, his carnie friends came on their bike, and I was soon outnumbered. I did not know what to do, until I remember I had some cocaine in my pocket, and I bribed every single carnie with white girls. I realized you could escape danger from a carny with some white girl. For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, white girl is slang for cocaine. This is a lesson for all of you people reading this description...do not hit on Latina girls or black girls of a carny without white girls to bribe them with. For more tips on how to fend off carnies please subscribe to StandUpBits!