Trade Martin -

The manager of counterfeit currency exchange at the foreign remittance department of the Bank Of Fantasy has recently discovered an abandoned sum of $400,000,000 (four hundred million, US dollars) of fools gold bullion in a Toys R Us ATM machine that belongs to the deranged moron PoemHunter poet Trade Martin who died along with his entire family, his pussy cat, and seven aspiring terrorists in a multi-dimentional sleepwalking accident that happened in Ridiculousville, N.J..

Please contact me ASAP......, My name is: ABUL BADUL PASTA-FAZOOL ANAUL CABOOL SMITH at the bank….., Thank you. This offer won’t last….! ! !

…..Trade Martin's alter-ego,2007.

Trade Martin

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