Tom Cruise is KINDA Crazy

A silly little poem about the sanity of super star actor Tom Cruise.
from TAYLOR TRASH Productions.

Taylor Trash productions presents...
"TOM CRUISE IS KINDA CRAZY"

He is always a super star - Win or lose
Today we shall discusses the sanity of one, Tom Cruise

described as a leading man with an edge
he aspired to be a Catholic priest and almost took the pledge

yes that’s right Jack Reacher
was almost just a preacher

as you well know he likes to hang outside planes for real
he is so crazy he somehow lost his Paramount deal

yes it’s a risky business Tom has found himself in
he is so dedicated to his craft, let’s delve in

first there is that building that he really swung from a wire
he does most his own stunts, I anit no liar

held his breath for 6 mins under real live water
and sprayed by a pranksters with real live water

he like to move fast – has a need for speed
on a motorcycle, on foot or a mighty steed

has his own stunt plane, he is a professional car driver
and he studied under the esteemed yet crazy Sanford Meisner

Cruise has a history of marrying the girl friends of Batman
has muscles yet can perfectly play a fat man

in Japan, Oct 10 is Tom Cruise Day
he is a real vampire –and totally not gay

I’m want the truth, now just face it
Tom Cruise has a tooth in the middle of his face… shit

in Days of Thunder he really drove 200 miles per hour
and in The Last Samurai he gained actual samurai power

his laugh and his smile add to the craziness
he starred in Eyes Wide Shut…. That was a crazy mess

it ruined Tom’s marriage and it killed poor Stanley, damn.
Tom likes to sky dive and scuba, that’s 5 foot seven inches of a manly manly man.

Matt Lauer and Brooke Sheilds are not his best best friends
Whether it’s the Oscars or the Razzies, Tom Cruise always wins

He risks he life just so you can eat pop corn
He has turned crazy into a blockbuster art form

The greatest movie star of all time? - At least the 90s maybe.
But the world wouldn’t be as fun if Tom wasn’t crazy

I love you, Tom Cruise, so this really hurts me, ouch!
But the least craziest thing he did was jump on Oprah’s couch

Oh and what the heck is wrong with me
I must offer an apology
I totally forgot to mention Scientology

And I am not gonna make fun of that… it’s just lazy
Because all religions are Kinda crazy

So no hate for the Cruise man, he is fine by me
Yes Tom Cruise is kinda crazy but we all might be

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