ToddMichael St. Pierre - Gargoyles

Pet gargoyles grunt and snore and cough,
But sadly you can't turn them off!
The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit,
I cannot bear the thought of it!
They slurp and burp, they howl and growl,
They moan and groan; they smell so foul!
Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas,
Their gas it smells like sassafras!
If you get a gargoyle have no fear...

From their FARTS you can make root-beer!

ToddMichael St. Pierre

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/gargoyles/