Three Drunks Heckle: Good Table Manners (1951)

It's Good Table Manners, the second of five riffs. In GTM, we're introduced to...Jim? George? Don "The Dragon" Wilson? I dunno, one of those bland '50s names. Anyway, this kid is an irritating shit who apes the behavior of both the Are Manners Important kid and The Snob, until he literally sees the future. I don't know, maybe he took mushrooms or something. I'm pretty sure there was a radical brand of reefer back then that had colored smoke and made you violently insane, so let's say he took that. Anyway, he goes on to get a condescending lecture from his douchey future self. Enjoy!

WARNING: Every riff is entirely improvised, typically after the riffers have consumed copious amounts of alcohol (not every time). There will be occasional coarse language and plenty of lame jokes. So, we go for the low-hanging fruit a lot, and even then, we fall flat sometimes. Oh, and we don't own anything other than an old computer and some (legal, store-bought copies of) movies, so please don't sue us!