THIS IS HOW YOU DIE.

http://filmow.com/this-is-how-you-die-t86679 It just takes a drop of blood from a finger. Then it spits out a sliver of paper upon which are printed, in careful block letters, the words “DROWNED” or “CANCER” or “OLD AGE” or “CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN.”

Nothing else. No dates, no details. And it’s always — always — correct. This Is How You Die This Is How You Die