The Worst National Anthem Ever

We've got a whole lot of National Antheming coming up--in the short term at tonight's Monday Night Football game between the Giants and Rams in New York, and in the slightly longer term during the MLB playoffs, starting in a couple of weeks and going until lord knows when. And while inevitably, someone will flub the song a little—either comically over-singing it like Fergie did at last week's Monday Night game, messing up a couple of words like Christina Aguilera did at this year's Super Bowl, or just forgetting entire passages of it as Cyndi Lauper did at the U.S. Open earlier this month—we guarantee no version of it will be worse than the one we've patched together, which not only contains those three horror shows, but just about every other high-profile Star-Spangled gaffe ever recorded at a public venue.

Watch at your own peril—you may never be able to rise for our National Anthem without chuckling uncontrollably again.