The Funniest Parenting Tweets

Every week Huffington Post Parents rounds up the funniest parenting tweets.
This week they include some comical ones like:
"My husband and I shouted at the kids to go back to bed at the same time and that’s the closest we’ve come to a date night in weeks," by @MotherPlaylist. James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) says, "My 4-year-old said, 'You can’t stop me, I’m made of bones,'and I just let her go because I’ve never heard anything so metal in my life.