Ted Sheridan - Drinking Kool-Aid With Your Left Hand?

How to know when you have had too much Kool-aid.....
If you have ever thought about sex with Hillary
and your name isn't Bill.....
If you wake up in the morning and are upset
because you fell asleep after smoking that joint
and remember you missed 'Hard Ball' with Chris Mathews
not to mention the 'Worst person in the world' with Keith Olbermann....
(It was Bill O'Reilly for the four hundredth time.....)
If you become incontinent at just the mention of George Bush....
If you only read People...Time...and Newsweek.....
When you say you think America is always wrong....
but as an American...You are always right....
If this sounds like you....raise your right hand...
Not that right.... your other right dumb ass.

2007 © Ted Sheridan

Ted Sheridan

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