Ted Sheridan - Bad Sushi

Someone please inform the Chef
The eel was a little tough, almost as tough as the rice
The shrimp smelled like an old lover of mine
Who had forgotten to remove her diaphragm
And the fish...forget about it..
Even the Sake asked to be excused from the table.....

Ted Sheridan

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