Tears of a Cloud

Before he wrote Tears Of A Cloud, Barney Howells did his research. And the more he researched, the more he became outraged. How could these bottled water companies dare to market their tasteless, overpriced and environmentally criminal mineral water with phrases more suited to rare and delicious wines or genuine scientific breakthroughs? And worse still, how could anyone be bubble-headed enough to fall for it? From his outrage was born this delicious (or is that tasteless) serving of mineral water satire.