SwineFlu-ER

Vadim: Hey Kai, I'm back.

Kai: Hey Vadim......ummm, why are you wearing a mask?

Vadim: Haven't you heard? There's a swine flu epidemic. Better safe than sorry!

Kai: You must be referring to the H1N1A virus......

Vadim: You can call it whatever you want, but I'm not going to catch it, so I'm taking precautions.

Kai: Whatever. You're home now, so you can take off your mask.

Vadim: Yeah, about that.....I've noticed that you've been coughing a lot lately....when is the last time you went to the doctor's?

Kai: What are you getting at?

Vadim: Well, you can never be too careful......

Kai: Do you think I have swine flu?!?

Vadim: You cough all day and have been complaining of a sore throat for several days now. I think you'd better get yourself checked out.

Kai: I think you'd better get your brain checked out. All this talk of 'swine flu' is nonsense! You're so gullible.

Vadim: Better to be gullible than infected!