Star Wars in 99 Seconds

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0:00 Episode I. Main Titles\r
0:22 Episode II. Across the Stars\r
0:33 Episode İ. Battle of the Heroes\r
0:46 Episode IV. Cantina Band\r
1:01 Episode V. Imperial March\r
1:20 Episode VI. Binary Sunset\r
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LYRICS\r
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Prologue\r
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy\r
Far in a galaxy, far far away\r
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Episode I: The Phantom Menace\r
There once was a boy slave destined to save space\r
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen\r
Padmes a cougar\r
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half\r
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine\r
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Episode II: Attack of the Clones\r
Its the clone age, sand people rampage\r
Mommy got flayed, strayed\r
Anis bae is Padme\r
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Episode İ: Revenge of the Sith\r
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, youre breaking my heart]\r
Anakin you are breaking my heart\r
Order is made, Jedi are slain\r
Kill all the baby tiny younglings\r
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones\r
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo\r
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Episode IV: A New Hope\r
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man\r
Alderaans gone and Han shoots first\r
Youre my only hopie Obi Wan\r
Look, a small moon\r
Thats a space ship\r
Worshipfullness, walking carpet\r
This princess better pay out\r
Use the force, Luke\r
Close your eyes and shoot\r
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Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back\r
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky\r
Skywalker flies, do or dont, theres no try\r
Try the dark side\r
No! No, no! No!\r
Luke, Im your daddykins\r
Your mom was kissing Anakin\r
Hans frozen\r
I love you\r
I know\r
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Episode VI: Return of the Jedi\r
Its father, son and daughter\r
A dynasty united at last\r
The galaxy is free from evil\r
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past