Somers Town visit with HM

Sitting with Perry Benson in a Kings Cross boozer, talking about how he witnessed Russell Crowe take down his own mother in an after dinner wrestle, was not how we invisaged our Wednesday afternoon.

However, in Perrys capacity as an actor and more importantly, one that was cast in Somers Town (out now on DVD-shamless arent we!) he took the chance to show us around some of London's finest streets and locations, featured in the film. Well, when I say 'finest', I actually mean dirtiest and when I say 'locations', I mean ally ways that are literally smeared with dog shit. It was like walking through a massive litter tray but without the absorbant bits that neutralise the smell, whilst all the time keeping your wallet and phone as close as humanly possible to your side in fear of 12 yr old 'ganstaz' lerking at every corner. I would rather perform my own sex change with a rusty bread knife, using salt as a sterlizer, than go back to that particular part of London again.

Films good though.