Sledge Hammer - Your Mama

I want to sock your Momma,
Why, I do not know.
Maybe it's her buck-teeth,
Maybe it's her fro.

Your Momma is so ugly,
They should have buried her at birth.
Or at least cut off her face,
And banished it from Earth.

But then the Aliens would be upset,
Oh how they'd be pissed.
Aliens wouldn't talk to your Mom
If she were a Scientologist

Your Mom isn't cute,
She's more than accutely repulsing.
Every time I loook at her,
My body starts convulsing

Your Momma is more useless,
Than a 50-year-old computer.
She looks like someone backed over her face
On a motor scooter.

I hate your Momma so much more
Than George Bush hates Al-Qaeda
She looks like her face got all cut up
Like potatoes by Ore-Ida.

Your Momma is so fat
She's probably orbitted by moons.
The hair all over her face
Is much like a Baboon's.

Your Momma gots more chins
Than she gots teeth in her mouth
One time at the beach they mistook her
For whales migrating south.

And so I hate your Momma
Now I understand the reasons why
But I know for a fact she has one friend
Named Hostess Apple Pie.

Sledge Hammer

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