Simon Gowen - Can I Tempt You?

I love to wear my nightie
Its silky and it’s sheer
If you come round now I’ll wear it
While I’m pouring you a beer

And when I bend to place it
On the table next to you
I’ll let you see my stocking tops
They’re fish nets, and they’re new

But don’t get making passes
And touching other places
Cos if you do I’ll slap you hard
I’ll put it where your face is

You can’t stay long, I’ve got to work
So come on boys be brave
Come and spend a moment with
A truck driver called Dave!

Simon Gowen

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