¿¿¿ S stands for 'Superman' ???

¿¿¿
S stands for
'Superman'
???

Action Comics v1 # 858 (May, 2008)

Dragon Ball Super
Episode 69

Vegeta about Arale:

"She's definitely a gag comic character.

Common sense doesn't apply to her at all!"

In the beginning,
Jerome Siegel's Clark Kent was
a "scientific" comic character,
a super Extra-Terrestrial
on Terra.
Action Comics v1 # 1 (June, 1938)

With
"Scientific
Explanation"!
Action Comics v1 # 1 (June, 1938)

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Like
Edgar Rice Burroughs'
»John Carter of Mars«
a "scientific" fictional character,
a super Extra-Marsian
on Mars.
(1928)

But after 10 issues
the air was out
of Superman
and it followed
one gag feat
after another.

"X-Ray Eyesight"
of Jerome Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Action Comics v1 # 11 (April, 1939)

Remarkable:
No Explanation available.
This Schwachsinn (nonsense)
should explain others ...
... and thereby
embarrass themselves.

There will probably be
a good reason why
Jerome Siegel will now
write Superman Stories
only under his pseudonym
Jerry Siegel ...

"Bag-Vision"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Action Comics v1 # 51 (August, 1942)

No "Boulders-Vision!"

¿¿¿
S stands for
'Schwachsinn'
???

Whether super-gag feat,
or gag super-feat, or both,
one can keep difficult apart
when shaking the head.

"Faster than a
speeding bullet-Sprint"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)

Superman
Dailies Newspaper Strips
Episode 4: Jewel Smugglers
Strips 55-66
(March 20, 1939 - April 1, 1939)

Strip # 64 (March 30, 1939)

This gag was so good
that it was repeated
in the comic.
Superman v1 # 3 (December, 1939)

From what became
the ever-popular running gag,
speeding bullets to stop,
first,
after one have heard the shot.

Fortunately, in 1986,
Superman
was presented again
in a realistic way.
Man of Steel v1 # 1
(October, 1986)

But ...

Tradition is Tradition!

Action Comics v1
# 835 (March, 2006)

Superman v1 # 652 (July, 2006)

Fortunately, in 2011,
DC superheroes
were presented again
in a realistic way.

Harley's Little Black Book v1 # 1 (February, 2016)

Oh, forget it!

Now one know why Superman
is faster than a speeding bullet.

Most speeding bullets,
in the DC universe,
are slower than the sound.

Natural Law
in the
DC Universe.

But not those,
which are deadly for others,
who are not in the circle of friends
of Superman.
Superman v2 # 206
(August, 2004)

Superman v2 # 207
(September, 2004)

Look at the 90 bullet casings.

9.166~ bullets per second.

The bullets need
10 seconds for 5 meters?
Superman v2 # 207 (September, 2004)

But the funniest is when
SA/DCtards advise one
to read DC Comics, because
everything in it is 100%
correct and accurate.

By the way,
Buletten/Boulettes,
are flat, pan-fried meatballs.
French boulette for "globules".

Jerome Siegel confused Joe Shuster's
french acoustic-graphic description of
speeding boulettes with speeding bullets,
because his father was shot?

J.S. processed
this happening
also in his comics.
His running gag
with speeding bullets
was a processing?

"Police radio sets-Voice"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Superman v1 # 22 (May, 1943)

Also other cocks
were allowed
to add their mustard!

"Double Penetration-Swift"
of Don Cameron's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Action Comics v1 # 62 (July, 1943)

Remarkable the Explanation:
"Superman performs
a scientific miracle!"

DP stands for
scientific miracle???

"Swoop"
of Don Cameron's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Action Comics v1 # 65 (October, 1943)

Explanation?

"Up- Up- and Away!"
Action Comics v1 # 65 (October, 1943)

"Invisible-Motion"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Action Comics v1 # 97 (June, 1946)

You saw it?
There was a hint
in the explanation of the story:
"The Magician's Convention".
"He performs tricks."
No science!

"Enemies survive
physical laws"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Superman v1 # 40 (May, 1946)

Bud Collyer

DC's Laws!

"Fighting as Clark Kent and no one
recognizes him as Superman"
of Alvin Schwartz'
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Superman v1 # 41 (July, 1946)

Whether Jerry Siegel understood
how stupid Alvin Schwartz'
Clark Kent boxing match was?

"Shape shifting-Twist"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Superman v1 # 45 (March, 1947)

"Telepathic will control"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Superman v1 # 45 (March, 1947)

"Time-dimension-Vanish"
of Jerry Siegel's
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
Superman v1 # 48 (September, 1947)