Ruth Walters - More limericks!

There was an old codger called John
who's strides were exceedingly long
he'd not hitch them up
for his belly was such
that they wouldn't slide over his thong!


A young lady most awfully dressed
went off to her job in a vest,
her colleagues all stared
when she walked down the stairs
for the poor girl was all knickerless!

Ruth Walters

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