roy Jakes - Hairy Jack

One day I saw a spider,
I think his name was Jack.
He had seven legs cos one was broke,
And he had a hairy back.

Went to sleep that night, Jack decided to descend,
He climbed into my ear hole,
Then climbed out the other end!

Well I said to Jack with his hairy back,
Will you tell me if it’s true?
You’re supposed to me more afraid of me,
Than I’m afraid of you.

Jack was surprised, couldn’t believe his eyes,
It’s the daftest thing I’ve seen.
Me and me mates just walked right through,

…………….. Nothing in between!

roy Jakes

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