Roger Bewman - I’m a crazy nutcase

This weekend was quite warm
but I felt like operation Dessert Storm
with no water and no reason to reform

I went back to Bangladesh
but there were no people to possess
who am I to guess?
the earth is in a big fuckin’ mess

I've won in Age of Heroes as William Wallace
I kicked the butt of the English
Now I play Joan of Ark
New adventures to embark
Shit I run out of deutsche mark
So I’ll ride the great blue shark
To visit the great blue oyster park
and find pearls with a strange quotation mark

I’m a crazy nutcase
With no sense of grace
Such a disgrace
Always out of place
in this deserted air base
I’ll tie my shoe lace
change tax base
just in case
I’m left with no disc space
I’m a crazy nutcase

Aloha Waikiki amazon ass….

Roger Bewman

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-a-crazy-nutcase/