Randy Johnson - May-December

(This is a fictional poem)

People don't want me to date my girlfriend anymore.
They're upset because I'm twenty-seven and she's forty-four.
People say our relationship is ridiculous but I don't agree.
All that matters is that I love her and she loves me.
People better get used to our relationship because it's not going to end.
I love her more than life itself and I'm proud to be her boyfriend.

Randy Johnson

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