Randy Johnson - I wish I was a robot

(This is a fictional poem)

I wish I was a robot because robots have no emotions.
I'm really hurting as I'm scattering my family's ashes in the ocean.
I couldn't go on vacation with my family because I had a virus so they went on ahead.
I was supposed to join them when I got better but now they're all dead.
I couldn't stop crying when I learned that they had been slain.
I wish I was a robot because robots feel no pain.
My family was in a diner when a lunatic entered with a gun.
When he got through shooting, he had killed everyone.
I've suffered enormously and this ordeal has nearly destroyed me.
I wish I was a robot because robots can't live in misery.

Randy Johnson

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