Randy Johnson - Half a worm

(This is a fictional poem)

While eating an apple, I found half a worm and I vomited on the floor.
My wife had just mopped and she beat me up and I really am sore.
I'll never again buy fruit at that produce store
and I've learned not to eat in the house anymore.

Randy Johnson

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