Randy Johnson - Fragile

The package said fragile but the contents still got smashed.
My penis enlargement pump was ruined so I threw it in the trash.
The girls keep dumping me because I'm so small.
People assume that I'm well-endowed because I'm eight feet tall.
I date supermodels and actresses who are very hot.
But they always dump me when they see what I've got.

Randy Johnson

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