Randy Johnson - Forever kiss

(This is a fictional poem)

I had chapped lips and I thought I was using chapstick.
But actually it was super glue and I got in trouble with a chick.
I kissed the girl and our lips got stuck together.
We've tried and tried to get unstuck but we can't and we'll be like this forever.
I'm getting tired of looking at her and she's tired of looking at me.
The two of us have to be fed intravenously.
We broke the world's record for the longest kiss.
I need help because I can no longer stand this.

Randy Johnson

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