Randy Johnson - Five alarm chili

(This is a fictional poem)

I enjoy making chili that is very hot.
At first people think it's like the normal chili in cans but it's not.
When people eat my chili, they can barely breathe.
Indigestion and heartburn are what they receive.
A man ate it and he wanted water but he got mixed up and drank kerosene.
He exploded and that was one hectic scene.
Before you eat my chili, you'd better remember this.
If you have a sensitive stomach, you will get pissed.

Randy Johnson

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