Randy Johnson - Crybaby

(This is a fictional poem)

My seventeen year old son has been getting his ass kicked.
When I learned who is whooping him, I felt sick.
It's a six year old girl who is giving him his beatings.
My son is a wimp and he allows these whoopings to keep repeating.

When I learned that my son is a coward, it made me mad.
He's a little pussy and I think that's bad.
That six year old girl beats him up and takes his lunch money.
Everybody laughs because they think it's funny.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
The time has come for me to intervene.
He's making himself look like a fool.
I'm going to take the crybaby out of that school.

Randy Johnson

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