Randy Johnson - Brute

(This is a fictional poem)

He's mean to everyone especially to his wife.
Other people hate him but she doesn't see that he's a low life.
His wife still loves him even though he cheated on her and burned her brand new car.
He beat up her dad and she's still with him, that's bizarre.
One night while she was sleeping, he shaved her head bald.
She actually thought she looked better without hair when any other woman would've been appalled.
He told her that she looks like a cow and smells like a pig.
When they go out in public he embarrasses her by pulling off her wig.
Her husband just keeps getting meaner and meaner.
When he sees people, he always gives them the finger.
He just stepped out onto the street and was killed by a bus.
It may be a tragedy to his wife but it's a blessing to the rest of us.

Randy Johnson

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