Randy Johnson - Bad behavior

(This is a fictional poem)

A man insulted you yesterday and you punched him in the face.
Today he apologized and you hit him again and that was a disgrace.
You can't hit a man who is apologizing to you.
Sometimes I'm ashamed of the things you do.
I called the guy and convinced him not to have you arrested for assault.
I saved you from going to jail so this bad behavior of yours had better come to a halt.

Randy Johnson

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