Randy Johnson - 68E

(This is a fictional poem)

She has 68E breasts and she loves to exercise.
She does jumping jacks everyday and she gets black eyes.
Her parents think her husband is hitting her so they beat the crap out of him.
They keep seeing her with black eyes so they beat him up again and again.
He doesn't deserve the beatings he receives.
Today he told his wife to stop exercising or to get her breasts reduced or he'll leave.

Randy Johnson

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