Preparation Z

This pack contains a sachet of very special shampoo. Called 'Preparation Z' it brings a novel approach to curing male baldness.

Instead of trying to encourage your hair to grow back, which is a tricky business at the best of times, Preparation Z takes a completely different approach. It shrinks your head, so that what little hair you have appears to go much further, since there is now much less head for it to cover.

The funny little squeaky voice that you then acquire is really a very small price to pay for such a luxurious new head of hair.