Poundland Special 5: Boobees!

Yet another Poundland Special! And this time we have Boobees. Which are fluorescent drinks with a built-in straw that you have to. suckle. Nice. Faintly tasting of a generic fruit flavor, you get exly what youd expect when you buy 6 for 99p. At least they provide an endless stream puerile double-entendres!\r
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And some other top quality Poundland tat: the Michael Jackson King of Pop waterball. Poor old Michael Jackson, commemorated with a pair of battered shoes and the worlds smallest microphone encased in a glass bauble for mutual protection.\r
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Then I stumble through some Valentines Day love crackers complete with a red crown and duff joke, blatantly similar to those youd thought youd got rid of at Christmas.\r
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And to cap it off - The return of Chef Excellence! Everyones favourite embittered puppet with bad lipsync shows us a toast stamp. Hey, at least it keeps him off the streets.\r
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