Paul Nelson - Medicinal Use Only

I read the label twice
The drug worked well on mice

So I took half a pill
And I couldn't keep still

I took the other half
Enough for a large calf

That's when I realized
I was already fried

Up to my bed I went
I was totally spent

When I finally awoke
It was she who first spoke

She said I was the best
That I just wouldn't rest

I remember nothing
Now she calls me the king

I take two pills a day
And go upstairs to play

It's been twenty years now
I'm still alive somehow

The medicine works well
But I will never tell

She doesn't need to know
The secret from below

That fills her every need
And keeps me full of seed

Paul Nelson

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