Paul Moosberg - Cleveland Public Libraries

In Cleveland public libraries
On systems running legacies
I found a door, which they ignore
And told them of their fallacies

I asked some friends to take a look
To find their pin and any book
I found it out, through myaccount
Thank God that I am not a crook

When I told them they blew me off
They laughed at me with a mean scoff
They’re too busy, for a tizzy
As if it were a minor cough

But I can get their addresses
Just by simply taking guesses
A number here, a number there
With two easy fast successes

I told my story to the news
And now I feel a bit confused
The President, had stopped consent
Of doing this exact same ruse

But I guess no one is bothered
Since the systems seemed grandfathered
These things obscure, are not secure
So I write their systems slaughtered

Paul Moosberg

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