Paul Lester - Down At The Greasy Spoon Cafe

There are those who dream their lives away
Down at the Greasy Spoon Cafe
Where the tea's like mud the spoon stands up in
And the coffee leads to an early coffin.

Herein, with my nostalgia for smells, I'd
Happily get high on all things fried;
For what's on offer here's rasher than bacon,
There's always some ingredient to egg you on.

Oh, ketch-up smeared like blood across the meal
That's something undefined but ready to congeal.
Oh, cholesterol-clogged up stuff; but then who cares
When you can die far sooner climbing up the stairs?

So what if the cutlery's here's less than clean?
At least the servings are never mean;
Health fiends might say it's much like hell
But the Greasy Spoon Cafe suits me well.

I love that tolerated tramp who sits all day
With a mug of tea for which he'll never pay.
And the baglady, whose past is all her wealth,
Who spends all night here talking to herself.

I love the rough-daubed edges that convey
Squalor - that's the Greasy Spoon Cafe -
The stodge, the leftovers and the fat,
The gristle and rind fit only for the cat.

And, of course, it is the grease, the fame
Of which lends the place its memorable name:
It coats the walls, floats on all you drink,
It lubricates the mind and helps you think,

It smothers all you chance to eat,
In pools it gathers at your feet,
When you come and dream your life away
Down at the Greasy Spoon cafe.

Paul Lester

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