Operation: Monster Zero

Due to this going over the allowance of characters in the description, I'll post the rest of this in comment form that I can't get into the description.


""I wonder how many of you Muslims would have joined ISIS if you realized that ONE day to Allah is a THOUSAND years of what WE count, thus, Allah is VERY slow. I also wonder how many of you would know why the black stone in Mecca ended up in the pieces it's in now? Do you know who Abu Tahir and the Qaramatians were who attacked Mecca, killed 20,000 Sunni Muslims, stole the black stone and held it for ransom? I wonder how many of you Muslims of ISIS know why the black stone is NOT in one piece.

Anyway, according to the sahih hadith, Muhammad said that if you eat seven ajwa dates in the morning, you will be protected ALL day from both magic AND poison. Before
I joined ISIS, I'd want to test to see if Muhammad was a true prophet by eating those certain number of dates, then taking a spoonful of cyanide. IF I survived, then THEN I'd be more likely to have joined up with your ISIS. Also, I'd be more likely to have joined your ISIS IF...I wasn't a "Person of the Book" (of the Christian variety), and didn't realize that the Quran says it confirms the "before Scriptures" (Bible) telling Muslims to come to ME for my READING of such "before scriptures" (Quran 10:94) while ALL Muslims believe the Bible to be corrupted.
I'd be more likely to have joined ISIS IF...I didn't know that the Quran says the sun, when it "runs to a RESTING place" then "sets in a MUDDY spring", then "asks/seeks permission (of Allah) to RISE again" like Muhammad says in the hadith. I'd have been more likely to have joined up with ISIS IF I didn't realize that the Quran says embryos are "clots of congealed blood", that sperm comes from BETWEEN the ribs and BACK-bone (no mention of testicles), that the bones of a fetus form FIRST, that the earth is "spread out like a carpet" (which you find out in the hadith is on the back of a giant fish called "Nun"), that Quran 4:34 say you can BEAT your wife if you just FEAR rebellion from her, that you can kill your INNOCENT children ("honor" killing) just by FEARING that they will "grow up to disappoint parents or show 'ungratefulness toward Allah" (Quran 18:74-81), or, that in Quran 4:24, you can rape someone's wife if she's your slave (I say RAPE because there is no mention of consent from either the non-Muslim husband or even wife to make it plain old fashioned adultery). Quran 4:24 is far worse than it sounds, for, when you couple the first part of Quran 4:24 with Sunan Abu Dawud 2:2150 and Muslim 8:3432-3433, it makes for the allowance to rape non-Muslim women in the "PRESENCE of their non-Muslim husbands".
I mean, IF I didn't know about the EVIL of Quran 9:1-5 and 9:29 (that allow Muslims to break peace treaties and force non-Muslims (under the threat of DEATH) to pay a high tax, called "jizyah"-- which is going on in Iraq and Syria under ISIS now thanks to Quran 9:1-5 and 29)----