Nathan Strange - Disturbances and Lonlieness

Damn, all these disturbances

The man next door has a girl

Together they are bed-rockers

I can hear her screaming.

There's nothing wrong with rocking the bed, don't get me wrong.
But not while I'm around, it's rude.
If it was only me rocking that bed and not him.
Not with his girl through.
I'd have my own girl.
She'd be alot sexier too
and louder.
Then there's this guy (Daniel) snoring in the bunk below.
I don't snore.
Can't I get some sleep here, is that too much to ask?
Then there's this other guy with his walkman on full volume.
Damn, if only it was my walkman!
No I'd have a better one, I'd have an I-pod and it would be louder too.
Then there's this other guy with ear-plugs in.
A smart guy!
But I haven't got any ear-plugs, a walkman, or a girl and I don't snore.
So either give me a walkman, a girl or some earplugs or just a girl and I'll be happy!
Either that or shut the hell up and leave a man to get some sleep here,
is that too much to ask?

Nathan Strange

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