Myra Jefferson - No. Thank. You.

Hello Miss, would you like to
Before you go on, no thank you
But did you know, and may I show
That's okay, thanks anyway
It'll just take a minute, look at what's in it
That's very nice, but I told you twice
No, thank you
Let me tell you, I won't try to sell you
I'm only in this area today
Try it for free, isn't that better?
It comes with a letter
of authenticity
If you decide to buy, after you try
There's a money back guarantee
you can't pass up an offer like this
Hurry now, so you won't miss it
Won't you? Why don't you, give me three reasons why?
I'll bet you can't give me two
Here's your three, listen carefully
No. Thank. You.

Myra Jefferson

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