Midwestern Ice Ain't No Joke

Occurred on February 1, 2023 / Davenport, Iowa, USA

: "Just another day of getting the garbage can until I slip and fall to my demise on ice in the good ole’ Midwest! All while keeping my drink intact, but not my dignity. I then lay there and ponder this life, followed by looking like a turtle on its back, just trying to get up."