Michael Gale - A Sneeze And A Wheeze.

Dusty dirt, particles spread sparsley above...
Ah-choo! to you, my once unfettered loving, bridal'd dove.
Here's a rag to wipe thy sneeze...
Just make sure next time, all wettesh matter, does not get caught in an uncontrollable mis spent summer's breeze.
Splaaaat! ! ...
Where's it at?
Did it land on my Tabby Cat? ...
Or perchance-upon my unhappy frowning, friended boy, named Mat?

Ha! Ha! Ha! , That was a very funny sonnet, hope ya didn't get too much snott onnit!

Michael Gale

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