Michael Emine - Shakespeare

Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet
(never saw good acting yet)
why not call him William Wobble Javelin
a trembling sword I'm sure would win
Three witches planning to meet again
said our playwrite, with his quill for pen
Hamlet smoked all the bloody cigars
Tempest and Coriolanus - great names for cars
Schoolchildren across the world
forced to read these 'epics 'as they unfurl
Why does everyone think your work 'art'
it does not really hit the heart
One thing about every Bill
someone has to pay - oh, brill!

Michael Emine

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