Matt Johnston - Beethoven

Beethoven achieved greatness
I know because he’s in my spell check,
If you leave out an E
It will correct you.
If you don’t capitalize the B
It will correct you.
Not even God gets such respect.
I have to carefully press down shift
Before pushing G
To avoid blasphemy.

Matt Johnston

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beethoven-4/