martin jones - Flat as a TV

I'm sitting in front of
My new sixty-five inch
Flat screen TV.

It boasts:
High definition,
Third generation,
Super enhanced
Picture rendition.

In addition to:
Amazing quality,
Virtual-Dolby,
Dynamic-surround
Digital sound.

And there's a lot more...
For just three thousand pound!

Multi-channel...
PC compatible...

I could go on and on
But I'm curious.
No. Furious.
How do you turn
The damn thing on! ?

martin jones

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