Loz Kynaston - Excuses

I twisted my ankle mum,
I fell from a tree
I was thinking of you though mum,
Honestly

I fell from a window mum,
I think Jem pushed me
Or it might have been Myles,
'Cos I couldn't really see

There was a monster at school mum,
All the dinners he ate
I was fighting him back mum,
Thats why I'm late...

Loz Kynaston

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