Linda Winchell - 'Super Glue'

I tried to fix a broken tea cup
instead I super glued the cup to me!
Now I can hold on with one finger
while having my morning cup of tea!

So I tried to cut myself away
but it wasn't as easy as I thought!
I pulled the cup away from my bonded skin
but only rebroke the cup!

Now when I super glued it back together
I only got re-stuck again!
And don't think that I'm breaking free soon!
And can't tell you, really just when!

I think there's a super glue conspiracy?
Some super, duper thing goin on?
Cause why would others like myself
end up like me a, super bond?

Linda Winchell

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/super-glue-2/