Linda Winchell - 'Bargain Shopping'

I love to bargain shop
In fact I do it all the time!
I've done it so much this month
Now I haven't one thin dime!

Clothes hang on my bedroom doorknobs!
they're laying in plastic containers on the floor!
They even hang off my exercise bike
and hang off all my back of doors!

Shoes of every color and shape
patten leather and vinyl alike.
I think I have two hundered now
there isn't one pair I don't like!

My husband used two by fours to shore up
the bars that they all hang on!
But can't seem to find a thing to wear
in all of these bargains that I've found!

I need to bag some up I think
and take them to the Thrifty Store
and promise myself when I'm in there
I won't buy myself anymore!

Linda Winchell

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