Lady Cuts Our Roses

Occurred on June 10, 2021 / Pleasantville, New York, USA

: "A lady from our neighborhood has come twice to help herself to our rose bushes. She stops by early in the morning, this time it was 6:30 am. She drove up to our home, parked, got out, and sneakily climbed through our regular bushes, with clippers in hand, and for about 5 minutes cuts herself some foot-long rose stems, about 10 in total maybe. She leaves with a very nice bouquet. What she doesn’t know is as she climbs through the regular bushes, there’s some poison ivy that grows there, that brushed up against her legs. We haven’t seen her since, and she hasn’t been back for a third time."